Ok, so there's no one reading this. I might as well be in a big empty stadium. Still, I created this blog several months ago - after days brainstorming the perfect, ridiculous, punny title - and have yet to finish an entry, so I feel that I owe an explanation to the ones and zeros out there.
In short, it's not that I haven't written anything, I just haven't finished anything. I have mostly-complete ramblings on configuration files, build systems, documentation, metadata, team relationships and azaleas, but, alas, nothing quite complete, nothing with that spark that truly ties it together.
I'd love to blame insomnia, but its given me plenty of time to write.
